Today's Guest Blogger: Jesse Ventura

Those of you who subscribe to the government mind control media, you probably read this morning in The Houston Chronicle that smoke from routine marshgrass burning is causing haze to form over the city.

Yeah, right.

This isn't just government disinformation, it's a literal smokescreen.

I know. I was on the inside.

You want the real story? You can't handle it.

I can. I was a SEAL.

You see, I have a source on the inside who tells me the government has developed a marsh grass/hypnosis chemical hybrid.

The mind control chemicals are activated by burning, and the smoke is used to control the minds of the population.

Once you inhale the some, they can then control your thoughts using subliminal messages over your radio.

It's the same burning plant chemical they used to convince Ricky Williams to return to football. (The CIA is using his Miami Dolphins paycheck to funnel money to Castro, who is really a CIA agent. And a hologram.)

Still don't believe me? Something sorta like that happened once somewhere, which is irrefutable proof it is always happening in every situation.

I should know. I was a governor.

An informant was supposed to give me one of the mind control marshgrass plants.

But they're burning the evidence right before our eyes, Mean Gene.

Yeah, go ahead and doubt me, Houston. Bud Adams' oil company is really a front group that genetically developed the mind control marshgrass. That's why he evacuated the Oilers 14 years ago so they couldn't have their thoughts stolen, or "moved the team" if you believe the official government story.

What's the next step after the smoke from the mind control marsh grass hypnotizes the entire city of Houston?

Simple. Force every Houstonian to begin rounding up people and forcing them into the biggest FEMA death camp of all -- the Astrodome.

Why do you think they built it? For a baseball team named after the space program?

A baseball team that operates under a anti-trust exemption ordered by the Supreme Court and space program developed by the government.

I went to the Astrodome looking for answers. They wouldn't let me in because it was "closed."

I'm a governor. They have to let me in.

Why Houston? It's obvious.

What's Houston known for?


What does energy do?

It runs light bulbs.

What do light bulbs do?



Marshgrass. Bud Adams. The Astrodome. Federal Baseball Club v. National League (1922).

They've all plotting to steal your mind for 90 years, and your free thoughts are going up in smoke.

Think about that one, McMahon.

'Because you caught my eye, and they didn’t'

The grinning TSA agent at Los Angeles International Airport could have picked any of the many passengers in a long line to be strip-searched by the agency's nude imaging scanners.

He went with former Baywatch star and Playboy centerfold Donna D'Errico.

D'Errico, flying her with son and boyfriend to Pittsburgh, was physically pulled aside by the male agent for "additional screening." When she asked him why she was chosen the male agent, still clinging her her elbow, told her, "Because you caught my eye, and they didn’t."

"After the search, I noticed that the male agent who had pulled me out of line was smiling and whispering with two other agents and glancing at me. I was outraged," said D'Errico, who told reporters the male TSA agents were "leering" at her scan.

"It isn’t right to hide behind the veil of security and safety in order to take advantage of women, or even men for that matter, so that you can see them naked. It’s a misuse of power and authority, and as much a personal violation as a Peeping Tom. The difference is that Peeping Toms can have charges pressed against them."

Just four weeks earlier, singer Fergie was forced by the airport's TSA agents to also submit to nude scanning.

Pride, Ponies and the Death Penalty

I'm not sure whether I'm going to really like this, or really hate it. The trailers seem to take a lot of misleading shots at Texas culture, but I'll reserve judgment until I see it.

WTP flips off Upton’s promise of light bulb hearing

Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Contact: Donald Ferguson, 703-200-3669 or

Group has issued report on Upton’s 80+ radical enviro votes, opposes chair bid

WASHINGTON — Western Tradition Partnership Executive Director Donald Ferguson issued the following statement Tuesday. The organization, the nation’s largest grassroots lobby dedicated to energy and property issued, urged its members yesterday morning to contact their Republican congressman or incoming Speaker John Boehner, to register their vehement opposition to Rep. Fred Upton’s bid to chair the House Energy and Commerce Committee.

WTP’s report on Fred Upton’s 23-year long Big Green voting record, compiling more than 80 major environmental votes, can be found at or at

“Fred Upton has not seen the light. This light bulb banner is just trying to screw conservatives.

“WTP’s fast-growing membership is not impressed with Fred Upton’s announcement to hold a hearing on his bill to outlaw incandescent light bulbs, just one of his many major votes over the last 23 years to take away your property and freedom.

“Big Green puppet Fred Upton can take his empty, do-nothing promise of a hearing and cram it somewhere it can’t be recycled.

“A hearing is a do-nothing promise to utter empty words in front of a TV camera and an empty room.

“A hearing is what a politician gives you when he doesn’t want to take actual action.

“In other words, a hearing is what a Big Green-controlled politician does when he wants to trick you into thinking he’s somehow changed after 23 years of carrying the agenda radical environmentalists.

“Much like the climate, Fred Upton’s radical environmentalist views did not undergo man-made change.

“Fred Upton’s statement he will hold a hearing on his light bulb ban is a trick play to mollify an outraged Tea Party. It’s not only unacceptable, it’s a sign his support is crumbling and he still has no intentions of changing his radical green agenda.

“WTP’s fast-growing membership will accept only one promise from Fred Upton, who has spent the last 23 years outlawing light bulbs, outlawing timber, mining and energy development, stealing private property, fighting for global warming taxes, exploding the size of the EPA’s bureaucratic army and funneling taxpayer money into the pockets of Big Green activists.

“WTP asks Fred Upton to issue a promise to drop his bid to chair the Energy and Commerce Committee, where he will use his gavel to continue to hammer employers and pound out a radical green agenda, and to resign from the committee entirely.”

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Oh, the humanity!

It takes about a minute or so to get to the actual event, but it's worth it.

If you're a disgraced, mentally unstable socialist trounced congressman trying to pick a verbal fight with a conservative, don't make it George Will.

$50 bet. Alan Grayson's breath continually smells like shoe leather.
RT @chrislhayes Just so we're clear: Democrats, currently in charge of Cong and WH, are about to ratify single defining domestic policy of W.